Member Cruise Review

    P&O Cruises
    Oriana
    September 2006
    by Derek Kane

    Mediterranean


    In my view, the ex.UK market builds, Oriana & Aurora are streets ahead of the ex.US market builds
    Oceana & Arcadia, with the Oriana pipping the Aurora due to it's highly intelligent layout.

    She has been refitted since we were on her last 09/2006. The only thing that disappointed us then
    compared with when we were last on her in 1999 was the displacement of the carefully composed original
    modern British art-work in some of the public rooms, that helped inform and compliment the overall art-
    work and colour schemes, with the dreadful "virus" of onboard art-auction "kitsch". Regretably, this is
    becoming all to common on cruise ships in general, as can be witnessed on Oceana.

    Report on Oriana 9/9/- 27/9

    We had a relaxing and enjoyable cruise in what in my view is one of the two best vessels in the P&O fleet
    (in terms of both indoor and outdoor layout/facilities) and overall ambiance/decor. Most of the
    shortcomings and disappointment we experienced from our recent, previous cruise (Oceana July '06)
    was not repeated and I would therefore propose that cruising with P&O ex.UK in a lower grade cabin with
    a good discount remains excellent value for money.

    ARRIVAL
    ========

    We arrived at the terminal about 1 hour later then we had planned (13:30 instead of 12:30) due to delay
    in taxi arrival and very heavy traffic conditions. We only live 40 mins away from the terminal and
    underlines my view that if you are coming any great distance, travel down the day before.

    Check-in was quick. The X-Ray machine started to "chew" my hat-box which probably explained why my
    appearance on the embarkation photo showed me to look somewhat "emotional & excited", as one is
    faced with a ships photographer as you turn the corner into the embarkation lounge. I must admit I would
    have preferred to have been able to sit down for 10 minutes or so and sort myself and things out prior to
    this being taken, but as it happens embarkation was taking place straight away and within a couple of
    minutes we found ourselves on board.

    The standard outside cabin (Mrs Kane insists on daylight) on F deck was of slightly more generous
    proportions then her Oceana equivalent and was full of light, assisted by a large window facing mirror
    and two attractive still life prints. We unpacked our 4 items of hand luggage, had a quick scan of the in-
    cabin literature, accounted for our 9 pieces of luggage and then went off to buffet lunch up in the
    Conservatory which we ate out on the open Terrace bar deck. We then returned to the cabin to unpack
    speedily (assisted by most garments being on hangers) and placed 4 lots of nested cases under our
    beds with shoes, bags and garments (for later in the cruise) left in 3 of the innermost. Our cabin steward
    took 2 other cases away to the baggage room. We then had about 40 mins left to enjoy some mild
    weather up on deck with a drink before the safety drill required attending to.

    ORIANA
    =======

    It has been 6 years since we last stepped on to this ship (and indeed 5 years since being on any P&O UK
    spec'ed ship) and were struck by how much more tasteful and restrained her decor is and the intelligent
    layout of her, compared with ex.US market ships. She has mellowed and improved in my view and will
    hopefully remain in P&O's ex.UK service for many, many years to come.

    Few changes to report in those 6 years with only the creation of a Cyb@Study in the former Iberia room
    (mis-identified by me on a report a few days ago as the Uganda room) and what appears to be an
    upgraded Al Frescos from a day time pizzeria to a 24 hour cafe offering differing items according to time
    of day (a la Cafe Jardin or Bordeaux).

    One retrograde step has been to allow the "virus" of art auction inventory to spread around areas of the
    ship other than in its designated area and indeed replace some of the original interesting and
    coordinated Modern British art-work with a hodge-podge of "art" that quite frankly belongs on the rails of
    Green Park on a Sunday morning.

    When Oriana was launched, a highly interesting and carefully commissioned body of British art
    (coordinated by Tom Tempest-Radford) was placed around the ship to enhance and inform the overall
    decor, design and ambiance. The most jarring area is now the corridor from Queens Court to the
    Peninsular Restaurant where the harmonious and restrained oil pastels of Seraphim 1 to 8 have been
    replaced by a collection of "kitch", jarring, unconnected, unbalanced, mainly representational "art", that is
    totally out of context with the setting.

    The art auction inventory in my view should be confined to the "art" gallery plus during the viewing hours
    of the actual auction venue, for those few passengers who seemed to enjoy this offering. I went to an
    auction once on the cruise (to observe) and there were about 30 passengers in attendance (out of c.
    1800) with only a few bidding/buying.

    The best facilities of the Oriana are:

    Her Crow's Nest - the best in the fleet in my view.

    Her outdoor areas and pools.

    Her Theatre

    Her dedicated cinema. In new cruise builds this seems to be a dispensable amenity.

    The wrap-around promenade deck.

    The indoor promenades linking the various public rooms across decks D & P.

    PASSENGERS
    ===========

    This may well have been an "Adults Only" cruise as there was only c.6 children on board ( 2 or 3
    babies/toddlers, a couple of c.12 year olds and 1 or 2 older teenagers) all who seemed to be well taken
    care of by both their parents and the youth team (about 1 for every pair of "kids"!).

    No doubt due to length of cruise, time of year, and special theme (Music Festival at Sea), most
    passengers were of retirement age and beyond, with many very elderly together with lots confined to
    wheelchairs/electric buggies and sticks and zimmers.

    By & large most of the passengers were a good humoured lot and I did not hear many moans & groans.
    This was certainly the first cruise I have been on where the FIRST sitting was over subscribed and it was
    noticeable that the 2nd sitting never seemed to be very full with tables near us being empty throughout
    the cruise.It was announced during the Portunus Party that the Sapphire/Gold Cocktail parties were the
    largest since the inception of the club and that the 1st sittings had to be split across 2 venues (Crow’s
    Nest & Pacific Lounge).Certainly the ship felt quieter when we would come out from dinner to attend an
    entertainment c.22:30 and was virtually completely asleep by 23:45 with just a few "younger" sorts in the
    bars, casino or Harlequins then (Harlequins body count c.midnight: about 12).

    We were not aware of the Special Theme at the time of booking. With a large contingent of musicians,
    this theme did dominate both evenings and sea days and no doubt met the wishes and aspirations of the
    majority of the mature passengers.

    Entertainment
    ===========

    We went to one show (Eurovision) which was enjoyable, a Karaoke evening in the Lords Tavern which
    was not, due to poor choice of songs available and only a few takers to the mike (myself included), a
    couple of game-shows, but with no invited passenger participation (other than to be the audience), a
    couple of late night cabaret spots (Maurice Grumbleweed who did his best with what was a small
    audience and was okay and Jimmy Cricket who was buttock-clenchingly awful with an audience of c.20
    who just didn't seem to adapt to the situation (his pacing for example seemed to be allowing for
    uncontrollable laughter and mirth from the audience between each "joke" when all he was getting was
    embarrassed silence) and a highly enjoyable crew show hosted for the last time by Ian Fraser.

    The balance of our evenings was spent usually in the syndicate quiz which was always bursting at the
    seams. We usually arrived only just in time (with no room for a spare one to join a table) and would take
    a "seat" out in the Thackery room. As a syndicate of 2 we seemed to still do well as we often came 2nd.
    Although I won a few individual quizzes the pattern many days seemed to be coming 2nd or just missing
    out on the tie-break (always the bridesmaid, never the bride!).

    Other than port days the vast majority of our time was spent on the open-decks relaxing and reading.
    Again, due to the advanced age of many passengers there always seemed to be plenty of sun-beds
    available (even on the many sea days), many of the passengers electing to spend the day in doors
    attending Music at Sea, handicraft classes, interest seminars, bridge, etc. On one sea day I spent from
    7am to 7pm out doors on one of the aft terraces only moving to have lunch or a comfort break.

    CUISINE=======

    My confidence in P&O cuisine has been restored, after our poor, recent experiences on the Oceana, with
    a much improved quality of cooking and serving. I can only report on 1 duff dinner main course out of 16
    eaten in the main restaurant (we ate on 2 other nights at the Indian & Asian buffet, but did not feel the
    need to spend extra dining alternatively, as we were enjoying both the main dining room offering and our
    table companions).The desserts were often a delight and the service from our table stewards was good
    and attentive.

    It would be fair to say that our table was made up from "younger" elements of the passengers together
    with one of the engineer officers from whom we got some amusing and interesting stories regarding ship
    life. Our table was a good humoured one and many a pleasant evening was spent over dinner and the
    coffee/mints. We also gained an entry along with other passengers to the Chief Engineers Cocktail party
    in the Captain's lounge.

    By bringing on board some BYO (both from home and at a port call) and being charged £7.50 (less
    Portunus discount) corkage, as well as supplementing from the P&O list, I felt that I has "improved" on the
    wine offering. The £7.50 charge represents good value considering that some of the wines I brought on
    board would have been described as premium.

    WEATHER:
    =========

    Perfect virtually the whole way. Black Sea threw up a bit choppy Northbound during the late afternoon /
    evening and on the 1st evening & 2nd day at sea home bound after Palma was about the choppiest. The
    last day at sea, Biscay was a glacial calm with clear blue skies and a last lovely afternoon up on deck
    after the packing.

    All in all a most wonderful cruise, if a bit lacking in my perspective from the entertainments and
    distractions I personally seek.

    A special mention to a recently promoted to Captain, Charlie Carr. A most engaging Master with the
    passengers and crew, who gave many an amusing comment from his announcements from the Bridge.

    Derek “The Monocled Mutineer” Kane

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